Hey blog buddies... here is a series of really funny (and very true) observations about the Badger state. thank you Julia
Wisconsin,
according to Jeff Foxworthy: If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May, you may live in Wisconsin. If someone in a Home
Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you
may live in Wisconsin. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same
time, you may live in Wisconsin.... If you've had a lengthy telephone
conversation with someone who dialed a...............
wrong ...number, you may live in Wisconsin. If "vacation" means going
anywhere North of Milwaukee for the weekend, you may live in Wisconsin.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Wisconsin. If you know
several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in
Wisconsin. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and
back again, you may live in Wisconsin. If you can drive 75 mph through 2
feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live
in Wisconsin. If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Wisconsin. If you carry
jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in
Wisconsin. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you may live in Wisconsin. If the speed limit on the highway
is 70 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in
Wisconsin. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you may live in Wisconsin. If you know all 4 seasons:
almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live
in Wisconsin. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Wisconsin. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you
may live in Wisconsin. If you actually understand these jokes, repost
this so all of your Wisconsin friends and others can see, you definitely
do live - or have lived - in Wisconsin.
Remember, winter builds character and we have plenty of characters in Wisconsin!!
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